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January 30th at 9:33AM

Republicans Go Online to Escape Crushing Loneliness IRL

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

Today the beleagured Republican National Committee elects its new chairman, so last night GOP leaders gathered for a little group therapy

The party’s outlook is grim, Kentucky Sen. Mitch McConnell implored, as he rolled off figure after figure of demographic groups Republicans lost badly in 2008, particularly blacks and Hispanics.

He lamented that the party is increasingly becoming a "regional party."

"That’s called a minority party," the Senate Minority Leader said, "and I didn’t sign up to be in the minority party."

Chairman hopeful Mike Duncan, for one, is confident the GOP can chip its way out of this lily-white sand trap…

Duncan defended the RNC, saying it has "50,000" on their "social network" (presumably, he means Facebook) — more than the Democrats, he contended.

Almost immediately after Duncan finished trying to convince the members of the party’s hip, social networking prowess, the lights in the room went out. The Republicans, literally, were in the dark.

It's funny because it's true! Know what else is true? Here's the RNC on Facebook: 52,991 members. DNC on Facebook: 35,197 members.

So when we start choosing our government by tallying Facebook popularity instead of votes, which should be any day now, the Republicans can stop pretending to care about blacks, Hispanics, women, Jews, Arab Americans, poor people, residents of New Orleans, etc., and get to work on issues that really matter to their constituents.

Like SuperPoking.

LAST COMMENT:

Very nice site!

by John660 May 18th at 5:10AM
September 9th at 4:31PM

The Cream of The Daily Show's Convention Coverage, Part 1

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

While the Jon Stewart and the Daily Show correspondents recharge their batteries following two weeks of ass-kicking convention coverage, let's use this week to take a look back on the cream of their convention coverage.


The DS correspondents bring it hard core to the DNC and show why they're The Best Fucking News Team Ever.


John, Jason, Aasif and Rob report live from Larry Craig's infamous bathroom/sexatorium in Minneapolis.


Jon chooses the media analysis of Wyatt Cenac over Samantha Bee's, even though she's "Still the One."

LAST COMMENT:

What happened to Cindy McCain's wrist anyway? God, I hope they didn't give the woman more painkillers.

by Beth Jamison September 11th at 3:35AM
September 8th at 5:26PM

Big Change, Small Packages

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio


This is Sophia Maguire, a very enthusiastic Barack Obama supporter from the Beltway area that I had the good fortune of running into on the last day of the DNC.

She told me she approved of Obama's choice of vice president, citing Joe Biden's 35 years of senatorial experience, as well as his time spent as the chairman of the U.S. Senate Committee on Foreign Relations, as the perfect compliment to Obama's youthful vigor and deep understanding of Constitutional law.

Her brother Sam agrees with her in most, but has slightly different reasons for throwing his support behind the Obama/Biden ticket…

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LAST COMMENT:

From now on no one is ever allowed to complain about young people not getting involved in the democratic process.

by Ashley September 9th at 12:26PM
September 8th at 11:46AM

I Survived the Democratic and Republican National Conventions

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio


…and all I got was almost pepper-sprayed and wrongly imprisoned.

Well, that's a stretch. But it could have happened. If only Michael and I had stuck around Thursday's protest about twenty minutes or so longer.

Ah, regrets.

Anyway, we still have a lot of things, observations and conversations from those two conventions that we never hit upon on the blog for lack of extra minutes in the day. So, we'll be catching up with ourselves all this week.

One observation I can definitely make right here and now is that — after two weeks of hanging out with either ends of the bell curve — it's sooooooo nice to be back in lovely godless, deviant New York City where nobody gives a shit what you think, just so long as you don't brush against them on the subway.

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LAST COMMENT:

Darth Vader would not be pleased with these storm troopers. They grip their lightsabers like teenagers on the hunt for Vaseline.

by Frenchfriedpotater September 8th at 8:27PM
September 5th at 4:26AM

Barack Obama and John McCain: Compare and Contrast

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio


Barack Obama's Acceptance Speech
August 28, 2008


John McCain's Acceptance Speech
September 4, 2008

To be fair, I do realize that the ability to speak well does not a qualified president make.

Presidents should be judged on whether or not people hate them in Germany.

LAST COMMENT:

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by marvell May 29th at 6:49AM
September 2nd at 5:51PM

What is the Difference Between Denver and Minneapolis-St. Paul?

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio


Denver, DNC


Minneapolis-St. Paul, RNC

Can you spot the difference between these two pictures?

Answer after the jump…

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LAST COMMENT:

The Demos and Denver are smart enough to use undercover gestapo while St.P and the Reps use the old traditonal jackboots!

by murf September 3rd at 8:58AM
September 2nd at 4:29PM

Paul Mecurio Confronts the Edwards Player-Haters

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Decorated Daily Show warm-up comedian Paul Mecurio travels to Denver and finds it teeming with John Edwards' love children.

Stay tuned for more Unreliable Intelligence from Paul this week from the RNC.

After the jump, Paul learns how to spin and goes deep undercover as a homeless man to take advantage of free convention week zoo and museum tickets.

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September 1st at 11:00AM

What to Expect When You're Expecting…to Be at the Republican National Convention

POSTED BY: Dylan and Ethan Ris

The Democratic Convention has come and gone, and now it's the GOP's turn to make their pitch. If you're attending this convention as well, just follow the handy survival guide we issued for the DNC, but note these important differences between the two events:

Convention Aspect DNC RNC
Location Pepsi Center and Invesco Field, Denver XCel Energy Center (Luxury Box), Minneapolis/St. Paul
Theme "Change We Can Believe In" "Country First"
Most Prominent African-American in Attendance Barack Obama Cowboy Troy
Most Prominent Woman in Attendance Hillary Clinton Ann Coulter Sarah Palin
Vaguely Described — But Definitely Evil — Scourge Upon America Big Oil Activist Judges
Crossover Traitor From the Opposing Political Party Rep. Jim Leach (Republican of Iowa) Sen. Joe Lieberman (Political Whore of Connecticut)
Frequency of Mentioning George W. Bush Constant Never
Most Embarrassing Person in Attendance Rep. William Jefferson (D-LA) Sen. Joe Lieberman (Political Whore of Connecticut)
Overriding Sentiments Hope, Change, Exuberance Experience, Constancy, Regularity

LAST COMMENT:

Great site, Good info

by propecia June 5th at 11:42PM
August 31st at 4:00PM

Inside Barack Obama's Speech at Mile High Stadium - A Photo Rally

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

If you weren't one of the relatively few people lucky enough to spend hours waiting in the hot sun to get into a crowded stadium to kind of hear Barack Obama's speech over the cacophony of frenzied Democrats and were forced instead to watch it from the comfort of your living room couch, then here's an extra special gift for you.

Now you can experience BHO's coming out party exactly as Michael and I did…


There were no shortage of people set up every five feet along the line, prepared to sell us useless junk. Which came in really handy, as Michael had foolishly left our stuffed Obama doll back at the hotel.

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LAST COMMENT:

Assholish rock critic snobbery aside, this made me laugh. Gotta love Democrats - a big tent - from Hillary's Pantsuit Brigade to "Drunks" "Rebellious Women" and "Party Animals."

by caligrrrrl September 1st at 3:23AM
August 29th at 7:23PM

Terror at 5,280 Feet - An Index of Comedy Central's Indecision 2008 Coverage of the DNC

POSTED BY: Michael Kraskin

As we say goodbye to the mile high city of Denver, we take with us many fond memories.  Or we would, if we hadn't killed the brain cells that contain those memories with the copious amounts of free alcohol that were flowing here all week.

Fortunately in lieu of biological memory, we have our blog.  Below the fold, you can browse an index of all of the DNC coverage from Comedy Central's Indecision 2008.

Breakfast with Jon Stewart | LiveBlogging | The Daily Show Videos | The Colbert Report Videos | Photos | All Other Coverage

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LAST COMMENT:

How to get on The Daily Show: Become a PUMA, start a racist website, be irrational, attain an axis I diagnosis, yell at Chris Matthews live as he goes hunting, and make a fool of yourself without knowing it.

by Risky Rev. August 31st at 9:20PM
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