November 4th at 3:50PM

Barack Obama Finally Endorses Tila Tequila!

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy


Time's Karen Tumulty reports from the tank, where Famous Barack Obama has been signing autographs for his loyal Obamedia pals. And that's not all…

Obama posed for group photos on the tarmac with reporters, the motorcade drivers and the advance staff. As we posed, Obama told us all to say: "Tequila!"

Barack Obama may or may not be drunk already. But I'm pretty sure this means he's endorsing Tila Tequila's candidacy for Congress in 2010.

70 Comments
  1. to dissappointed vet….uhm if anybody here is a moron its you.

    first of all…i find it completely insulting that you would call obama a terroist. He isnt. he has a family and kids. And i dont even know howpeople can be so ignorant and discusting enough to call a great person a terroist.
    Secondly, what the hell do you think 25 years and younger people doing college…they discuss about politics and they learn. They probably know more than you do about the matter.
    we know we made the right deicision…

    and you say now that we can get the respect of otehr nations. are you kidding me? George Bush gave America a bad name. When 9/11 happened, we had europe on our side. they felt bad for us, but then bush had to go into war to please his dad and get oil…to a place that had nothing to do with the 9/11 attack,,,and then Europe looked badly upon us again. and if you dont know, most of all the population in europe especially Germany loves obama. so for us electing him, is great for our country and now we can finally go to europe and not be embarrassed of your country and president
    there was a poll taken on a german facebook for presidents..you wanna know what the results were? obama-91.4% to mccain 8.6%

    so before you go on saying how obamas a terroist and how younger people are uneducated you might wanna shut your mouth,,because really the only uneducated and closed minded person here is you.

    by obama fan November 6th at 1:48PM
  2. According to the Book of Revalations the anit-christ is: The anti-christ will be a man,in his 40s, of Muslim descent, who will deceive the nations with persuassive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal…. the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power he will destroy everything…So Thanks For Electing The Anti-Christ As Our President….To All U People Who Voted For Him If Obama Were Fully White And were A Republican Would U Have Voted For Him?????

    by Obama Sucks Balls November 6th at 2:00PM
  3. OK…the bible NOWHERE states the ethnicity, religion, or age of the anti-christ. Barack Obama claims to be a Christian and claims to have faith in Jesus Christ as his Savior. While anyone can make such claims, it seems highly unlikely that the antichrist would even claim/pretend to be a follower of Jesus Christ. 1 John 2:22-23 "Who is the liar but the one who denies that Jesus is the Christ? This is the antichrist, the one who denies the Father and the Son. Whoever denies the Son does not have the Father; the one who confesses the Son has the Father also."

    You are wrong, VERY WRONG…spreading mis-truths about this is just as bad as denying the father.

    Thank You President Obama, you give us hope for our country, and I pray that God will guide you in your leadership.

    by Jenna November 6th at 3:22PM
  4. Obama won the election. We can not judge him until we've seen his actions as a president. For everyone's sake, I hope that he will keep his promises for changing things for the better. We don't need any more taxes.

    by good person November 6th at 5:52PM
  5. gah! stop putting the bible into things :/ too over-rated my man…

    by NANA November 6th at 7:49PM
  6. Ok, If you actually know what youre talking about when it comes to the antichrist and the bible, it states that the antichrist is very deceiving, and that many will fall for his tricks…he will promise and declare peace, and not followup on it. and will obviously, be a very strong political leader. if obama isnt it, well it damn sure is the start of things going to hell. stupid black people voted for him because hes black( tho it seems he doesnt identify with his ethnicity at all- one of those "white blacks") but when was the last time a white person voted for bush simply because he was white?

    decide for yourself, disregard the media, its 99% bullshit and they control what gets out and what doesnt. its simply a distraction and a tool to brainwash. people dont know how to think for themselves which is quite sad, it will be their downfall. dont you think it was funny how obama was supported by pop stars, the media, actors, very influential people in hollywood and politics etc.. in fact he was mentioned a bit too much that it was shady! veryy fishy.

    by the way, your vote doesnt count. the decision of who becomes president is chosen way before the actual election starts. its all a set up anyway, all that eletoral voting bs

    read up on new world order, and resist it.

    by OKy rhwn November 6th at 9:45PM
  7. Our time has come and He has risen. Kneel before the Dark (well, half-dark) Prince or burn in a sea of fire. As foretold in the Book Of B.O., "And an Orthodox Jew Shall Guide Him." And, Nude Naked Tila Tequilla Trig.

    by Rise of The Antichrist November 6th at 10:58PM
  8. And you thought comedy central was funny?!!!

    Congrats to all you Nostradamus/Jimmy Swaggart geniuses.
    You fucking idiots take the CAKE!

    And I hope the anti-christ jumps out of that cake naked at your apocalyptic Ku Klux bachelor party.

    Why don't you all just unleash that bible belt a couple notches and feast on the sweet taste of black and white frosted Freedom?

    Lighten up, Francis.
    This is Comedy Central…Fox News is thataway!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    by Messinian November 7th at 10:59PM
  9. http://www.newswithviews.com/Ryter/jon212.htm
    This was just an interesting site I found before making my choice for president….maybe it will shed light on some things…allthough some of it is opinionated, a lot of it is fact based.

    by Chasing Facts November 8th at 8:25PM
  10. It doesnt matter what your views are on our new President and his family. The most important thing is to unite together as a nation and support them. Last night in church, while I was in a class with my pasture's wife, she brought up a very good point…."What if every believer began to pray for him and his family…imagine the impact it could have on our First Family and our country!" Nancy Rupli

    God tells us he will not intervene in our lives because he gave us free will…..unless we ask him to for us, or for someone else. When we ask, it becomes our free will! If many of us prayed for our First Family and our Country, that is our free will and the possiblitlity of God making his presence known grows as more and more people ban together and pray. God also tells us that no one is put into a position of power without his approval first. That is very comforting. He also tells us that we should always honor the people who are in positions of power.
    Therefore, put aside your differences or frustration, because harsh feelings dont come from the one who called you, but they come from the Deceiver!

    1Timothy 2:1-4 says…."I urge then, first of all, that requests, prayers, intersession, and thanksgiving be made for everyone-for kings and all those in authority, that we may live peacefull and quiet lives in all godliness and holiness. This is good, and pleases God our Saviour, which wants all men to be saved and to come to a knowledge of the truth. 1 Timothy 2:8 says…I want men everywhere to lift up holy hands in prayer, without anger or disputing.

    With that being said, I think even you who arent so close to God can begin to understand how important this is.

    And for those of you who just dont want to budge…try looking at it from a different perspective: Our country has come so far over the years. And we just stepped over a boundary I never though I'd see in my lifetime! Imagine the possibilities now! This is one of the greatest accomplishments of my time and even greater for those who are much older then I. Our first African-American President! Our country is definately moving forward! We are really becoming what we set out to be….The United States of America…a place for EQUAL OPPORTUNITY! A place of FREEDOM for ALL! WOOT for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God bless America

    by Defferent Perspective November 8th at 8:30PM
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