Bill Clinton Endorses Obama Like a Three-Year-Old Endorses Brussel Sprouts
Bill Clinton appeared on Meet the Press yesterday, presumably as a stand-in for Sean Hannity and Baroness Lynn Forester de Rothschild.
What follows is a list of quotes spoken by the former President on yesterday's show. Figure out whether he was talking about a) Barack Obama, b) John McCain, c) George W. Bush or d) Sarah Palin.
1. I have never concealed my admiration and affection for [blank]. I think he's a great man.
2. …People from your native state, in South Dakota, and people in Arkansas, and they look at [blank], and they say, "You know, this is a pretty impressive deal."
3. And in the world, the places where America is popular today in the world, really popular, 10 countries in central and eastern Africa… Why? Because they see us through the prism of [blank]'s AIDS and malaria programs…
4. I mean, he was, you know, until he was in the State Senate until 2005 and then he began a campaign for president, [sic] which is, in all probability, will be successful, and those are very great accomplishments. But those are personal accomplishments.
Answers: The first three were about himself and the last one was about Dick Cheney.
In reality, it was 1-b, 2-d, 3-c, 4-a.
And on quote number four, he had his fingers crossed.
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YEAH, Billy Boy and Hillerati in support of OBama… ?
Believe THAT, and you can also believe the earth is the center of the universe, Vulcan's exist, and Pigs fly - Oh maybe Pigs with lipstick will soon fly - fly in the face of bias and despicable ploys to disparage a woman who represents most of Americans, in values, principles and lifestyle. Yeah, actually, if it would benefit him in some way, I'm sure ole' BillyGoatBill would just LOVE to "endorse" the Babe, Sarah… I'll bet it's just killing him that he is being expected to support the cause Madam Hillerati's demise, deprivation Billy Boy of that "Gyrating Oval Office Antics" - Yeah…. right.
Bill Clinton should absolutely tattoo "Obama" onto his forehead. Frankly, he should be running an "Obama" tattoo parlor right now. But, poor Bill. He's still very bitter and very angry that his wife didn't win the nomination. So, he's just not going to be supportive of Obama in the way he needs to be and should be. And, if Mccain wins, then that will really teach all of us chumps who supported Obama that Hillary should have won the nomination. Yeah, that'll teach us.
Trouble w/this "wounded boy" personal strategy is that if Obama looses, Bill's legacy will have as much to do w/his hand in loosing elections as anything else he may have accomplished along the way. Because while Bill may be in denial that he had anything to do w/Hillary's loss of the nomination this year and Al Gore's loss of the presidential election in 2000, we're not. So, as Bill continues to pretend that he fully supports Obama when his behavior reflects that he's really just "stringing him along" to keep up the minimal necessary appearance of being supportive, our resentments toward him just continue to grow.
Richardson sucks.
Clinton, not Richardson.
Bill's cool. He's smart enough to know Obama can take a little time out of the limelight. But things seriously need to change to get him back on mediaflux board.
Bill "the zipper" Clinton needs to put a zipper in it.
Billy boy, don't you find it hard to stomach the fact that your previous admirers have now turned on you? How fickle this Democreep crowd can be!
Not long ago they were counting on you to not only turn the tide for the stuttering wonder, but to bring about a landslide by your mere presence in B Hussein's campaign. Yeah, even after the real power behind the throne Lakeesha-Mashelle snubbed both, you and your ersatz consort, as too dangerous to her own ambitions. Expediency, however, made her reconsider when the Obamination cult followers wavered at the sight of Palin. It was then they decided to call on you… albeit reluctantly.
The hook was that it was your DemocRat administration that 'brought unprecedented wealth, respect and peace to the US, and the world in the 90's" (never mind that that bit of 'Pax Americana' was really inherited from the successes of previous administrations. But who cares, in true DemocRat-weasel fashion you were never averse to taking credit for other people's accomplishments). So, you were needed, and the story was that the ONLY hope of bringing those good times back was to have the help of your 'gravitas' put A COVERT MARXIST in power.
Here's my dilemma: I never thought I'd say this, but for all the egregious moral lapses you were party to, the deceit you perpetrated while sitting in the nation's most sacrosanct space of the Oval Office (and the sophistry and legalistic equivocations you used to defend them), for all your shameless philandering and your brave participation in a sham marriage of convenience while attempting to, and frequently succeeding - in screwing every female who succumbed to 'the power of your office,' this time, while holding my nose, I salute you!
You may be a moral derelict, but you still know what's at stake. At least - even if at the service of your personal agenda - there is a remnant of integrity in you.
After this campaign is over, whether ObSama wins or loses your standing with the party will be toast anyway. Maybe MoveOn will even put a contract on your hide. Don't discount them, THEY ARE THAT EVIL. But still, I salute you for hemming and hawing. Don't let them railroad you into accepting A SKUNK at the helm. You've never been a guy who lives easily with deprivation. You don't want this country to turn into a copy of a Soviet satellite during the era of the cold war.. Do you?
Bill Richardson stabbed him in the back and he's still bleeding. Medics! Get him into ICU until after the election.
Bill could visualize Barack the blueberry (#1 in nutrition, also delicious) and it would be a lot easier to endorse Obama.