April 7th at 3:12PM

Dead Pregnant Girl Killed by Neither Insurance Nor Sniper Fire

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Hillary Clinton is making a change to her campaign speech and, reportedly, will stop telling a tragic story about a pregnant Ohio woman who lost her baby and died after being denied medical care due to her lack of insurance.

While all agree that the story really gets the message home about the importance of universal health care, some pesky facts are preventing Clinton from continuing to use it. Namely…

1) The woman had insurance

2) She wasn't denied care

3) Clinton was in violation of John Edwards' copyrighted work "Becky, the Dead, Pregnant Girl, Killed by Corporate Greed, That I Could Save With My Christ-like Powers, If Only I Were President."

4 Comments
  1. Hi 5645645
    Is good !!!! Is very good!!!!!!!! Im happy!!!!

    by La blue girl return July 9th at 3:51AM
  2. http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/04/is-hillarys-muc.html

    Not defending or insinuating, just putting this out there for balance.

    by Debbie April 7th at 4:33PM
  3. Hillary was probably just sleep deprived again. She's never really been able to sleep well on anything but that one bed in the White House. Other beds are too hard or too soft but that one… was juuuust right.

    by flobbygoat April 7th at 3:31PM
  4. If you have writer’s block at 3am, call Hillary Clinton. She is ready to fabricate a good story on Day 1.

    by bearness April 7th at 3:28PM

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